Hi all, Just wanted to share a little something that works for me. It's the T-shirts with humorous sayings that I enjoy and everyone around me loves. I buy them out of a catalogue that I receive monthly and you all may have seen it before. "The Lighter Side" I believe is what it's called.
Most recently I purchased a t-shirt that reads, "Please don't interupt me when I'm talking to myself". In Session 1 or 2, that is exactly what they tell you to do, self talk. You know what? It works. I talked myself all the way to the grocery store, did groceries and back again. Success!!!!! Didn't have to take a Lorazapam, didn't have to pull over to the side of the road 1/2 dozen times, got there and back without a hitch. You know what, everyone loved my shirt and to tell you the truth, they could all relate. Who doesn't talk to themselves?
Hope you enjoyed this and keep on talking, it only gets better :0)
Michele Mc
Posts: 7 | Location: Maine | Registered: September 21, 2007
Good one Coco, wonder what OJ and Bobbit are up to these days kind of fizzled out like Manson I hope.
Another shirt I have is "Good friends don't let friends do stupid things alone". A story behind that one. I bought one for myself and my sister-in-law. We still have laughable memories on that.
Chin up everyone, they say life is good....I may be getting there! Thanks by the way for being here :0)
Michele Mc
Posts: 7 | Location: Maine | Registered: September 21, 2007
Well I guess you don't watch the news...OJ just got arrested a week or two ago for knocking over a casino in Vegas.
I actually just got this catelog in the mail the other day. My favorite (because I have a mother and a mother in law always asking about kids) is "If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet...I'll put shoes on my cat!" I have two cats
"If you want it, you got it... you just have to believe....believe in yourself" Lenny Kravitz
Posts: 1030 | Location: CT | Registered: December 25, 2003
Or perhaps, "There's 3 kinds of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't". Maybe, "It may not look like I'm doing nothing, but on the cellular level, I'm quite busy". Or, "Sex: I'm just 2 people shy of a threesome". Again, "I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now". "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather … Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car". "To all you virgins, thanks for nothing". "A day without sunshine is like, well, night". "I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe". "Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population". " A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well". "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak". Okay peeps, lol, that should do it for awhile.
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