Little Johnny was really exctied because he and his family were going over to the nieghbors house to see their new baby. He's father had to take him aside though and explain something to him first. "Johnny," he said "there is something I have to tell you. The niehgbors new baby was born with out any ears so when we go over to see him, don't say anything about that! If you do you'll be in trouble young man! Understand?" "Yes, I understand. I won't say a word about his ears Dad." said Johnny and off they went. They go next door, enter the house and into the nursery where the baby and his mother were. Johnny is looking over the baby and he says "He's got ten toes and ten fingers, how's is his eye sight?" He asked with a concerned look on his face. The baby's mother replied "His eye sight is really good. As far as the doctors can tell, his vision is 20/20." Johnny looks at the baby's mother with a sigh of relief and says "That's good cause he'd have a heck of time keeping glasses on."

Thanks for sharing this joke! It's hilarious! This is my first time here and I got a great laugh! Thx again!