It has been a long time since I have posted in the humor forum. I was thinking how neat it would be to have a summer picnic and gather all of us together. Then my evil side started thinking....

1). Prepare for 100 cancelations due to agoraphobia.

2). Have the EMT readily available

3). Spike the lemonade with Xanax

4). Play name that disease

5). Have grief counselors on stand by

6). "Art and crafts" Creating wind-chimes from old pill bottles.

7). Straight jacket relay races

8). Volley ball tournament: OCD vs. IBS

9). Purell cleansing booths

Help me out here...

oh yay, this is fun!

10) A bank of computer terminals hooked up to the forums and chat for folks who are to nervous about talking in person.

11) A medical tent where you can have your blood pressure checked, get massage therapy, and refill you prescriptions all in one handy location.

12) A live, in-person FEAR FACTOR challenge led by Mr. Steven Farris of Ohio.

Hi Steve,
I love the idea! I would love to meet other people who constantly obsess that they are going nuts, or doing the constant body scan. UGH!
It is really funny though, when we put it into perspective.
We could play "Name that Medication!"

Name that medication is great!

How about a table filled with medical books for self-diagnois of your medical disease.

Toooo funny Steve! I love it!

13. Have a dictionary size of book but its Positive affirmation/quotes there.

14. Invite Monk (Movie actor from MONK show)to the picnic have him host a game called "Name that phobias"

This ios so funny. Im Agoraphobic, so how about live telecasts for Agoraphobics, so they can attend the picnic in the comfort of their own couches!!!!!!
How about a fortune teller..... That would really bring out out obsessive scary thoughts!!!!

spell every anti-dep you ever been on. kp

I will bring;

15. Lexapro
16. Zoloft
17. Paxil

someone eles can bring the chips LOLO

18. Set up a tent for bible studies and new recruits. Laugh here

19. Ask Carolyn or Lucinda to host a game of Jeopardy for the MidWest Center.
"Name that MWC Session for 100 Carolyn."

"Exercise is self-fulfilling."
BEEP!!
"What is session five!"
"That is correct."

I have another one.
Let's try talking in depth about our scary thoughts at night by the fire!
YIKES!

Picnic should include foods... what we should do about the food part???

Can I bring the coffee and the chocolate that we shouldn't be eating? Not to mention the sugar and smokes...

Just kidding.
I will bring the FISH... It's loaded with tryptophan - increase serotonin levels!

Food.....
I think we need brownies that are laced with Xanax.... lol..... If we do that we wont need the emt's because everyone will be calmed and relaxed. Unless of course they od on the brownies lol!!!!!