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>A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
>sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
>but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
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>Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
>toward the man.
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>He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
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>"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.!
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>"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
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>They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
>theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
>dreams and he shares his. She listens.
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>After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
>place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
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>They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
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>The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
>is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
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>"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
>every guy you meet?"
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>"No," she replies. .
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>Wait for it. .
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>It's coming. .
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>The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
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>She says:
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>"You just happened to catch my eye."

LOL HAHAHAHA! THAT IS SO AWESOME! ROFL thanks I needed this today
blessings, AMber D

That's great! lol! Thanks for the laugh!! -Anne

What a great joke!!!! Many Thanks for sharing!!!

What a great joke---thanks for sharing!!!

Ooops, didn't see it post.

Nelly,
OMGosh love a good laugh!
That was so cute!
Thanks.
Hugs to you!

Thanks. That was so funny. I can always use a good laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! GOOD GOLLY IM SOOO GLAD WE HAVE A HUMOR SECTION OR ELSE I JUST WOULDNT MAKE IT!!

Got any more Nelly?

Nelly, You know what happens when your eye wanders...

oh man...haha

very cute nell. brightened up my day,,, i mean night, btw y'all this is pic of my niece

What a cute little baby Avi.
LOL I was thinking gosh that Avi sure is a smart baby to be able to type already on here LOL.

Nells!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Thanks for the chuckle!!! I needed it today!!

Hugs!

Pat