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For women who understand and men who need to be warned:

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Poor Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Stink
12. Pack My Stuff


and my favorite one ..


13. Potential Murder Suspect
 
Posts: 771 | Location: McLain, Mississippi | Registered: December 14, 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Hi Bev:
Very apt.

Gave me a smile even tho' I'm way past all that.
LOL (some advantages of of getting elderly!

Good to hear from you.

MJ
 
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These are funny! I needed this earlier in triplicate for hubby...hahaha
 
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LOL...oh my gosh, we women can totally relate to this LOL!!! Thanks Bev!!!
 
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LOL!! Funny but true! Thanks for humor it helps let out the frustrations.
 
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Bev. That was so funny!

Thanks for the laugh!
 
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Eat Fruit. Live Long.
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ROFL. Those are great!

Also for me,

Prepare More Smoothies
Potential Mind Switch
Please Move South
Poor Me's Sick
Pain's More Sharp
Pray More Sane


Shif.

"And God said, 'See, I have given you every herb that yields seed which is on the face of the earth, and every tree whose fruit yields seed; to you it shall be for food.' " Genesis 1:29
 
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Those last ones were great!
 
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Prehistoric Monster Syndrome Big Grin


-What I am looking for is not out there, but is in me.
-I am what I am because of who we all are
 
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We're all here because we're not all there.
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Isn't it the same thing as UMS? (Ugly mood swing)


If it wasn't for me, I'd be OK.
 
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You guys forgot one...Putting up with Men's Sh**!! LOL
 
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Eat Fruit. Live Long.
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Naughty Barb! Razzer Wink Big Grin


Shif.

"And God said, 'See, I have given you every herb that yields seed which is on the face of the earth, and every tree whose fruit yields seed; to you it shall be for food.' " Genesis 1:29
 
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Shif,

Everyone needs to be naughty once in a while. Big Grin

Barb
 
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SmilerHi, new to the forum. Thanks for making me smile.
Renee
 
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