I licked a goat because I can. . . I'm sexy and I do what I want!

I did the Macarena With a stuffed animal because I'm cool like that

I sang to a football player because my
family thinks I'm stupid anyway LOL

I did the Macarena with a phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Nothing funny about that - just truth.

OK. I have done the macarena, but would never dance with a fireman. And how many blue shirts are there in America anyway???

PS I am sexy !!!!!!???

I ran over a bannana because someone offered my 1,000

I ran over a smurf because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

I did the macarena with my sister because the voices told me to.

I yelled at my best friends boyfriend because big bird to me to and he's my leader.....

I had lunch with a fork because I'm AWESOME!

or maybe I was taught not to eat with my hands...LOL.

Very funny. -J

hahaha - this is hilarious. i clicked on here and it took me to the 5th page. i'm reading all these random sentences, like what the heck are they talking about and then i went pack to page one. HERE GOES:

I kicked a baseball bat because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

love it!

tooo funny!!
mine is, "I kicked a fireman because I think I need some serious help"!! I'd never kick a fireman but I DO sometimes think that I need some SERIOUS help! Then I tell myself to stop taking everything so darn seriously!!! Ha!!

I jumped on my cell phone because Big Bird said to and he's my leader!

roflol!!!!

I yelled at a stuffed animal because that's how I roll

I loved a ninja becaused I am sexy and I do what I want.