I love my brother because that's how I roll...

This is really funny, because one of the Lit. classes I teach insist I'm obsessed with incest (we study Oedipus, Hamlet, Ghostsby Ibsen to name a few).

This forum made my night!

I kicked a phone because I can - that's too funny cause that's exactly what I wanted to do today.

Giggle, This is a good one.

I ran over a stuffed animal because Big Bird told me to and he's my leader!

I had lunch with my sister because someone offered me a $1,000,000.00.

I licked my science teacher because thats how I roll. this is too silly.

This is really cute thank you for sharing it with us. Its so nice to see some positive up lifting versus so much negativity and drama.

"I karate chopped a noodle because I'm NOT crazy."

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HAHAHA. If I'm not crazy, then why did I karate chop a noodle?

Now that's a conundrum.

I jumped on a baseball bat because I can.

I danced with a noodle because i can.
what? I cant dance.

I smelled a Smurf because I'm sexy and do what I want!

I guess I can't help myself.

I danced with Chuck Norris cause I roll like that (I think I had a dream about that once...)

I loved a monster because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

I had lunch with Chuck Norris because Big Bird told me to and he's my leader

I sang to Chuck Norris because I'm cool like that.

haha I did the macarena with a baseball bat because im cool like that