This is hilarious! I know I always post these, but they are so much fun!!!

This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with, in
the subject
line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the
person that
sent it to you. ~DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ALONE...

Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I karate chopped
April-----------I licked
May-----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1- ------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your Mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a Smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy
Red----------because the voices told me to
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway
Brown--------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself


Now type out the sentence you made,I
can't wait to see what you get stuck with...

Here is mine: I karate chopped my brother because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

I SANG TO MY CELL PHONE CAUSE I'M COOL LIKE THAT

I licked my neighbor because I'm awesome.

This was fun!

"I sang to an IPod becuase the voices told me to."

I ran over a surfer because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

lol. I sang to a llama..because im NOT crazy!

I needed this humor today. thanks!

I sang to a squirrel because someone offered me $1 million dollars.

I danced with a surfer cause i am cool like that

I smelled my cell phone because I think I need some serious help. hahaha

I jumped on a birdbath because I'm a Ninja! (I'm apparently wearing the wrong color of shirt today--burgundy.)

I loved a banana because I'm cool like that,

Thanks that was fun!

I loved a baseball bat because I'm sexy and I do what I want :P

-I kicked your mom because I can.-

haha.. this was fun! made me laugh out loud at all the posts! thanks for the giggles!

I licked a monster because Im NOT crazy!

should have done this before I put the jammies on! lol

I yelled at a spoon because I am sexy and do what I want!!

Ha ha thanks for this!