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What would you teach your bird to say about you? Okay, just pretend you have a bird.
Mine would say, "Victoria you are fine, likeable and . . . " (well much more but I'm to modest to write it here.) But you have no problem telling us what your bird would tell us about you. Then we can say, "a little birdy told us." Hay, I know this is a silly posting. But I'm somewhat depressed right now, so do this for me please. Gets my mind off my brain. Thank you for playing this birdy game with me. Please don't say, "its for the birds." V. ------------------ Victoria [This message has been edited by Victoria (edited 06-25-2002).] |
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Please don't say, "its for the birds."
V. [/B][/QUOTE] You stole my line. Anyhoo, I was in the pet store yesterday getting puppy food and the bird in there whistled at me and said "hey foxy!" I thought HEY! that's just what I need to keep me feeling young and sexy!LOL Tammy |
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Tammy,
Okay, I'll give you back your line. Please tell me where the Pet Store is? I need to visit that bird! Giving it a second thought, better not. I'm not as young as you. My husband says something similar to me, but I know his eyes are getting worse. LOL ------------------ Victoria [This message has been edited by Victoria (edited 06-25-2002).] |
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Victoria,
Ooooooh man, if i had a birdie.....LMAO, I'd teach him to say.... "i used to be a monkey" "Where's the beef?" "can i have a chicken wing?" "Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you..." (you know the rest..lol) The simpsons theme song "polly doesnt want another f***in cracker!" Then id have it listen to the program with me and memorize it, so if i started to panic i could look at it and it would say "Lesson please?" and id be like "10" and then it'd say "You are a kind caring person, scary thoughts wont hurt you..." and so on...LOL ok this is where my thinking gets me into trouble...lol  . I hope my "polly" one wasnt too offensive to anyone. Take care!Feel better soon! Doyle |
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Doyle,
Your Polly is okay with me. First teach it the program and then lend me your bird! ------------------ Victoria |
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Victoria,
I'll train the birdie to fly over to your house, when we get stressed out we can send "bird man" signals in the sky and the bird will fly over to us..lol Hope yer feelin better. Take care!Doyle |
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Will this bird be a "carrier pigeon or parrot since they talk? I'd like that. Please be sure to give it my address and directions with instructions to land. If your bird can help me I will leave out bird seed. And I will sent a return message of encouragement to you as I put a US stamp on your bird. Just in case it gets lost in which case the post office can deliver your bird. But don't they loose some of the mail. Oops, sorry I said that, my husband works for a bird called, Uncle Sam (the US mail.
Thanks for you LOL reply, Vic ------------------ Victoria |
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