9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at
all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to #3.

10. I'll only be gone 30 minutes. That translates to I might be back in 2 to 4 hours depending on if I see someone I know, decide to eat out, check out every aisle in the grocery store JUST IN CASE they added something new this week though they haven't in 10 years and/or get hung up at the library because she knows that book was there.

Guys, go ahead and head for the bar because you'll find more to do in it than sitting at home waiting for that special someone to return home. Besides, you can get drunk, watch the sports on tv and/or find a part time girlfriend in the process while waiting for your wife/gf in that 30 minute time period.

hahaha these are great...and oh so true.

DAVID,,,,,
YOUR SO BAD!!!!!! LOL

11) "Do I look fat in this dress?"

This is a trick question because there is NO correct way to answer this question. Don't even try.

If you say no, she won't believe you and you will be forced to stand there for at least 30 minutes explaining why she does not look fat.

If you say yes, the world as you know it will cease to exist.

11) "Do I look fat in this dress?"

Ummmm...I take the 5th admendment on that then run.

Ha ha. Good one, Nelly. Some years back when I was wearing a tie to work I would ask my wife if the tie I had picked out went okay with what I was wearing. It took me a little time to pick up on it, but when she said, "Well it's different" that meant that no, it was not a good choice. lol. And guys, never be truthful with your wife or gf if she asks if she looks fat in a pic or dress. It's not an appropriate question to be asking to begin with. The answer is always that she looks great............if you care to live to the next day. By the way lovewolves, you are a hot lady.

david this is susie andi need to know is this a joke or r u for real and y are they not hardly none on chat too is it because of this ok i hope u will be on chat later fori do really need to speak to you in pc very important be back later thanks susie .

Ladies,why are you all giving away all of our secrets. Now they (the guys) can use them on us. you all know that this kind of stuff backfires.

Susie I have absolutely no clue as to what you are talking about. And yes I already know about your computer problems & new ID thingy. I see you got into your regular one again which is fine.

Thanks Mello this was great and David you are very funny.

Thanks for the laugh.

Love Carol

Hilarious and TOO true! I had to share that one with my hubby. He is saying "I plead the fifth" LOL

David I bet you end UP here ALOT!!! LOL

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Originally posted by Mello Nello:
9 WORDS WOMEN USE

This is so funny and so close to the truth..Would you mind if I send it to my friends.