Use your imagination and see:

Darth Vader as a school crossing guard. (Now you shall pay for speeding in a school zone)

Richard Simmons as a Marine Drill Instructor.
(You maggots get those filthy clothes off this clean floor)

Mr. T behind the cash register at a grocery store. (What aisle was this on fool?)

Simon Cowell as a grief counselor. (Oh please. Get over it already)


Deputy Dawg as a surgeon. (Pass the scalpel please)

Obi Won as a car salesman. (You don't want the
Mercedes. You want the Porsche)

Chuck Norris as Walker, Texas Park Ranger.


More Later after my brain rests.

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Something !!!

Have you thought of anymore yet??

Not bad.
MJ

Roger Rabbit as a therapist for ADD patients.
Sit down and relax.

Daffy Duck as a librarian. I said BE QWIET!!!!

Elmer Fudd as an F22 fighter pilot. UP,Up and Away.

Captain Kangaroo promoted to Emperor Kangaroo.

Very good.
Keep going. You can place many more in the right postion for them.
MJ