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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground, they aren't as good, but easy. The apples at
the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
 
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MaxDog

ROFL...your ending is the best!

Ellen


Believing you can is everything.
 
Posts: 88 | Location: New York | Registered: December 14, 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Smiler That's so cool about the Apples and the good ones at the top of the tree. Awsome. Thanks.


Hugs and Peace

 
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