Despite my bad day, my Daughter made me chuckle. My Daughter was watching me put my hair up in my bathroom. I had placed a bottle of Tums of the counter because I took some before she came in. She sees me take them often. (for the calcium since I am pregnant)She picked up the bottle and tried handing it to me, insisting that I needed to take my "vitamin" I told her that they were not vitamins, they were Tums.
She sighed and then said "Well, Mom take a Ton!"


Just had to share.

Michele

Awwwwww how cute! I love the things that kids say! I didn't know you were preggers! How far along are you? and congratulations! I love babies... keep me informed!

Thank you PK. I am just barely 3 months along. I have a long road ahead of me. But thankfully the morning sickness has passed. Ugh, I had it so bad I couldn't even keep down water, I almost dehydrated. But that is behind me. I'm having a problem with my emotions still. Man, I change quicker than the drop of a hat.
(And I'd probably cry over a hat dropping too LOL)
I feel like everything is new to me with this pregnancy since it has been 3 years since I was last pregnant.
But, I've done this 3 times before, (lost my 3rd one) I can do it again.

All Best,
Michele

Covergirl,

LOL! thats toooo cute! ! Kids are so cute and innocent arent they? ah to be young again *day dreams*...lol I found some funny things kids have said, so i thought i would post some of them. (hope ya dont mind). They're great for a laugh .

"I'm being hayve!" -- 2 year old son, when his mother told him told to behave

"I'm not an oxymoron!" -- 7 year old

"TNT." -- Given as an answer for a written spelling bee, when the teacher called the word "dynamite."

"I had to read and write six book reports." -- Girl, in an email to her friend, attempting to explain what she had to do over the summer. She later tried sending a correction, which read, "I had to read and write six books."

"Oh, well Mom said all I had to use was the sponge and dish detergent." -- 12 year old daughter, when her father told her he used elbow grease to get the dishes clean

"Do they look after the Pokemon?" -- City kid, when asked what a gamekeeper does.

"Why don't you get some expensive money?" -- 3 year old daughter, when told by her mother that she could get a small toy but that the ones asked for were too expensive

"I have a rock in my nose." -- 2 year old son, greeting his mother after preschool, a full hour after recess was over.

"There's no one in there." -- 6 year old son, in response to seeing his father hanging pictures and tapping on the walls to find the support beams.

"Quiet!" -- 4 year old, when asked what begins with 'M' and sounds good.

"If I was a raccoon I would eat the farmer's corpse." -- A kindergartener, writing a story about what we would do if he were a raccoon

"Well, sometimes I say something mean to my brother, but I feel really good inside. Does that mean I'm a hypocrite?" -- 7 year old girl, after a Sunday School teacher explained that a hypocrite was someone who says one thing but feels something else.

"Daddy, did your hair slip?" -- 3 year old son, to his bald but long bearded father

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath. I think it's printed on the bottom." -- 3 year old son, when his mother asked how his father knew the genders of four new baby kittens

"How will that help?" -- Kindergarten student, when the class was instructed to hold up two fingers if any of them had to go to the bathroom

"They didn't see it -- it was all cut off!" -- 2 year old son, when his mother was asked how his grandparents liked his new haircut

"Tell me when you're asleep, ok?" -- 7 year old son, overheard talking to his 5 year old brother.

"I had a fraction in my neck and had to go to the hospital for a long time." -- Fifth grader, to his class.

"Well you're old, and you're not dead." -- "3 year old son, to his father. The comment followed an explanation of why the father's grandparents weren't around anymore.

"Are you kidding me?! They go together like balogna and cheese! No, wait. More like mayonnaise and bread." -- 9 year old girl, when asked if her brother and cousin hang out a lot.

"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken. I'm looking for the seal." -- A young son, examining the contents of a box of Animal Crackers

"Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet." -- 3 year old son, when his mother told him his shoes were on the wrong feet

"Mommy, you said it would be a shot; instead it was a needle!" -- Boy, overheard at the hospital

"How do you put make up on your mind?" -- Girl, when told she should make up her mind.

"I wish someone we knew would die so we could leave them flowers." -- 6 year old girl, upon seeing flowers in a cemetery.

"And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email." -- 4 year old girl, misquoting the Lord's Prayer (LMAO!!)

"Watch out, Daddy. Mommy's got her eye on you!" -- 4 year old girl, after hearing her mother telling her father that she'd take an I.O.U. for a promised restaurant dinner.

Take care hon! (((huggies)))

Doyle

"And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email." -- 4 year old girl, misquoting the Lord's Prayer (LMAO!!)

How totally cute is that!!!! I can't wait until Michaela gets old enough to start saying cute things like that. Thanks for passing them along doyle... take care everyone

LMAO! deliver us some email...haha. Kids are so cute.

When I was a kid I would say "Why?" to everything. Didn't every kid? I remember a conversation going something like this:

me: why?
mom: because
me: why?
mom: *sigh* because
me: why?
mom: stop saying why!!
me: how come?

hehe of course at the time I didn't know why it was so funny to the adults around.

Thanks for the laughs!

Girl

Oh my gosh, those were sooooo cute Doyle, thanks for sharing! I really needed the laughs. Kids really do say the cutest things. I just remembered about a month ago when I brought home hampsters for the kids.
My 3 year old kept calling them hampers. LOL It was just the cutest and it reminded me of when I was younger *day dreaming like Doylie* and my younger sister used to say "O-gurt" instead of yogurt. LOL


Michele

Covergirlie,

Oh man, tooo cute! When my brother was little, he couldnt say Livingroom, so he'd say lillaloomp, i dont even knoooow how he came up with that one..lol. Take care hon! Put a smiley on yer face !

Doyle

LOL too cute Doyle! Maybe I shouldn't post this but My Fiance is teaching me to drive standard and some ^%*$& behind me was being impatient so Mommy let a bad word slip.
Angel piped up and said, "Mommy, you used to put your middle finger up to people when you were driving your other car."
I couldn't help but laugh and I must say that eased the tension. LOL


Michele

Covergirl,

LMFAO!!! Oh thats the best one i've heard yet!! soooo cute! I love this topic! Take care!

Doyle

OMG! I love this topic too! I was babysitting one of my friends kids not too long ago (he is 2 1/2) and we were driving around. I had forgotten to put the automatic windows on child lock and he had rolled it down and threw his shoe out the window! I didnt' know what to do, i couldn't go back and pick it up, traffic was way too heavy. I sat there a min and thought about what to say, and finally said "gabriel, we do not throw our shoes out the window anymore! Do you understand me?" and he looked at me with this serious ass look and said "yes pk i understand every word that is coming out of your mouth!" i totally cracked up! How can ya be mad at them when they do something like that?

LOL! I know what you mean PK!
It's like in the Will Smith song, 'Just the Two of Us' "I try to be a tough Dad, but you keep making me laugh."
I know how that is!
The funniest thing is that most of the time the kids do not know that what they said was so silly.


Michele