Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.



Remember to take time to laugh at yourself.
Humor lies within and sometimes we take ourselves too seriously to notice this.

Nobody is laughing at you, they are laughing with you. Even if you feel like your the butt of a joke, make yourself the head of it and the bomb will diffuse itself.

These are oldies but goodies! Thanks for posting them..Love it!

That was funny!

Thanks for the laugh.

LOL....so funny...

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Nobody is laughing at you, they are laughing with you. Even if you feel like your the butt of a joke, make yourself the head of it and the bomb will diffuse itself

so true.....thanks for the laugh!!!