One beautiful Sunday morning, a pastor announced to his congregation: "My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons...a $1000 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $500 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a $100 sermon that lasts a full hour. "Now, we'll take the collection and see which one I'll deliver.

Hmmmmmm, that would be a good one for our church pastor LOL

Jim
think i would chose the third one I like long sermons

Hi Nelly. It depends on who's preaching.