Hey all,

I got this weird book today and it has some REALLY funny signs that were found across the world, so i thought i would share them ....

At Tokyo bar: "Special cocktails for ladies with nuts"

At a Budapest zoo: "Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."

At a Budapest hotel: "All rooms not denounced by 12'O clock will be paid for twicely."

In a Hong Kong supermarket: "For your convienence, We recommend courteous efficient self-service."

At a Norwegian cocktail: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."

In a tailor shop in Rhodes: "Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict order."

A laundry in Rome: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the rest of the afternoon having a good time."

In a Czech tourist agency: "Take one of our horse driven city tours--We guarantee no miscarriages."

On a Viennese restaurant menu: "Fried milk, Children sandwiches, roast cattle and boiled sheep."

In a Swiss mountain inn: "Special today--No ice cream."

A doctor's office in Rome: "Specialist in women and other diseases."

In a Moscow hotel room: "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it."

At a Vienna hotel: "In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter."

At a Hong Kong dentist: "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists."

At a Swedish furrier: "Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."

I had to type these out and share them, thought they were great. Take care all!

Goth-am "T" #00 (Doylie )

OMG DOYLE!!!!! That is hillarious!!!!!!
You always have the good stuff

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~Hopefull~

THAT IS SO FUNNY !

Doyle,

The last was my favorite....it is so "Silence of the Lambs"!!!