I was watching GunSmoke a few days ago, a weekend marathon. Actually my wife and I were. She is a big Andy Griffith fan and this was on the same network. Anyway, one comment made during one of the shows broke me out laughing. Someone had made coffee and another person didn't like the way it tasted. He said it tasted as strong as a billy goat's breath. lol. In that case I am glad I've never smelled a billy goat's breath. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A man and woman are driving...
A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, �PIG! �
The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, �WITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.
If only men would listen.
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