Question:
How
many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows
HOW to change a light bulb! They
don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for
THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And,
once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But, if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair
they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE
FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP
OR
CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATED
FROM
THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE
HOUSE!!
IT
WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE
TOILET PAPER ROLL!!

I'm
sorry. What was the
question?...