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A couple was in marriage counseling. The wife was pouring out her heart to the counselor, stating how she had been unloved, neglected, and taken for granted for their entire twenty year marriage. She was in tears as she explained how her needs had not been met. After giving her what he considered adequate time to talk, the counselor got up, walked over to the wife, embraced her and gave her a very passionate, long kiss. The husband looked on warily. After the kiss the counselor said to the husband, “This is what she needs three times a week, can you do this?” The husband replied, “Well, I can bring her here Monday and Wednesday, but on Fridays I go fishing.” Big Grin
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i think that's funny--but i'm not married Wink


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Ha That is funny!
 
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Yup, even though I've been married forever, it's still funny!!
 
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That is hilarious!

Thanks Don.
 
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At least he stayed focused on fishing...LOL
 
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That is a good one! Made me laugh out loud Big Grin


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Good one! Makes me wanna go catch some trout though. ^_^
 
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