WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?


Plato: For the greater good.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment
would let it take.

Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road
gazes also across you.

Oliver North: National Security was at stake.

Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt
necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at
this historical juncture, and therefore
synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed
the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-
nature.

Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing
events to grace the annals of history. An historic,
unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt
such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to
homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.

Salvador Dali: The Fish.

Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from
the trees.

Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.

Epicurus: For fun.

Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored)
reason.

Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow
out of life.

Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

The Godfather: I didn't want its mother to see it like that.

Macbeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.

Hamlet: That is not the question.

Donne: It crosseth for thee.

Constable: To get a better view.

Mr.T: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!

Cause there's a hen house on the other side.
Bak Bak Bak

Hi lifeisbetter. I love your sense of humour, and laughter is the best medicine for sure. I love the cute doggies in the pic with you too. I love animals. Sometimes they are better friends than humans. Nice to meet you. I'm glad that life is good for you. Take care!

Hugs and Peace!!!!!!!

lifeisbetter that is so cute! Humour is the best medicine they say. I like your sense of humour, and those cute doggies in the picture with you too. I'm an animal person , and sometimes animals understand us better than other humans Nice to meet you!

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lol! classic! thanks for the post!

Yoda: To the other side to get. Yeesssssss.