Can we cry under water ?

How important does a person have to be to be considered assinated as opposed to murdered ?

How is it that we give our 2 cents worth, but only get a penny for our thoughts....what happens to the extra cent ?


When you get to heaven are you stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity ?

Why does round pizza come in a square box ?

What disease did cured ham actually have ?

Why is it that you are in a movie but on television ?

Why do people pay money to go up tall buildings, then pay more money to use binoculaurs to see what is on the ground ?

Why do doctors leave the room when you are changing...they are going to see you naked anyway ?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural ?

Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a crisp ?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares...why is there a stupid song about him ?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in a carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut...why can't he fix a hole in the boat ?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff...why didn't he just buy dinner ?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables...what is baby oil made from ?

Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune ?

Why did you try singing the 2 songs above ?

Ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad but when you take him in the car he sticks his head out the window ?

Thanks for the laughs!

Laughter is great therapy--I saw this before...do you know who created it? Carolyn

was it George Carlin?

Tall,

This is great. Laughed my butt off. Thanks I can always use a good laugh. Laughter is the best medicine, and you don't even need insurance to have it.