You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; For example...
1) Ziploc Bags -- are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
right through them.
2) Copiers -- are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm
them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tires -- are Male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloons -- are Male, because, to get them to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges -- are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Pages -- are Female, because they're always getting hit on.
7) Subways -- are Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people
up.
8) Hourglasses -- are Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.
9) Hammers -- are Male, because they haven't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but are handy to have around.
10) Remote Controls -- are Female... Ha! You thought they'd be male.
However consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
Stress Center Community 
love the copier, I am constantly fighting the one at work- the scene from movie office space will someday happen- if you have not scene the movie, they take the copier to a field and beat if up like in a mob movie style.
This is fabulous.
