If you haven't heard this you have to, it is hilarious! And it is not dirty or disgusting like the title implies.

http://www.toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html

Cute Renee!!! think my hubby would get a good laugh out of that one.

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help

>me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get

>started."

>

> Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

>

> The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a

rooster."

>

> Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

>

> She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over

> the table.

>

> He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns

> to her and says,

>

> "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to

> assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

>

> He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a

> nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh,

>

> "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

Hahahahahahahaha
Wait, I'm a blonde.......