So these two twin brothers both die within five minutes of each other and go to Heaven. The first one approaches St. Peter and says "My name is Reverend Jimmy Jones, and for the last forty-eight years I've been the pastor at First Pentacostal Church in New York City."

St. Peter says, "Okay, here's your wooden staff, here's your woolen white robe, and we've got a cabin for you down that way."

Then the next brother arrives and says, "My name is Bobby Jones and for the last forty-eight years I've been a cab-driver in New York City."

St. Peter says, "Welcome, Bobby! We've been waiting for you! Here's your golden staff and your silk robe, and we've got a mansion for you down this way!"

Well his brother hears this and says, "Hey, how come he's getting a larger reward than me when I was a pastor and he was only a cabdriver?"

St. Peter says, "Well, we pay a lot of attention to end results up here. And the fact was, a lot of people were sleeping during your sermons while a lot of people were praying in your brother's car!"

I know, a bit of a groaner. Got it off the "Church of the Rock" broadcast last Sunday morning.

I LOVE it !!!!!!!

This was a hoot! I loved it.
Arlene

The last taxi I rode in had a driver that smelled of bad cologne and cigarette smoke. A very nauseating combo. I was praying to get to our destination quickly.

Thanks for sharing.