I told my friend that I have an anxiety disorder, and today she sent me this email labeled "self-help" I opened it up expecting some sort of book or something. This is what it said.

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist
about
Tequila.
Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Teuila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, ( well shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.
Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, losss of money, loss of v*irginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all night rounds of strip poker, truth or dare, and naked twister.

Tequila, leave shyness behind.

Hey compare it to some of the drug side effects. At least blindness and constipation aren't on the list.

I know its bad, but it just shocked a laugh out of me.

So that is how everyone else in the world gets by!!! LOL! Why am I always the last to know?

I am so glad you shared this one! It is hilarious!

this was so funny... the whole time I was reading it I had that song(you know the one in the pee wee herman movie)
da da da da da dun da TEQUILA
in my head.
I have to agree with schnauzermom, no wonder the rest of the worlds so happy. This makes me think of the time we had a gentlemen come into the doctors office were I work. It was very early morning and he was already tanked. He was the nicest, most happy fella you would ever meet. We all joked that maybe the world would be a better place if we all had a shot of something with the sunrise.
JUST ANOTHER TEQUILA SUNRISE.
CHEERS TO YA ALL---THANKS AGAIN FOR THE LAUGH
FAITH
FYI---REMEMBER NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE

deb45, TOO FUNNY! now this is something I'd put on my fridge! love to you, beth

This is great! First time I've laughed today! Thanks for sharing!

Tracie