I think I will try some of these things...LOL...


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity





1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling

"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......



20. Copy this and Send an E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..
It's Called Therapy...

Ms. T Bones,
That was great, thank you!!

Bill

You are sooo welcome. I am glad you enjoyed!!!

Hi T-sis,

That was really funny stuff. I enjoyed it. thanks.

G-man..Bub...I am just silly enough to try some of these things. Not all, but some...LOL

Nice to see you back on here!!!! Long time..No see!!! God Bless!!!

Thanks for this, it really made me smile. some of them are really good, im going to try them! lol

Too funny Dallas...I would try a lot of them, myself, since, I am silly like that

LMBO.....HILARIOUS!!!!!.....Loved it....thanks for sharing!!!

You are sooooo welcome energy!!! I do have to say that these things do strike me as "very funny" as well

I like #12--but alas, Beverly Sills I am not. Nor Pavarotti, either
purpmartin

Too funny purpmartin!!! Have a great day!!!

I needed a good laugh that was great!

Those are fun !
Thanks for posting them

I'm running out of room on my fridge !

Hey Jill, rebekahleigh and manofmusic, I am soooo sorry for not replying sooner, but, I just noticed your postings!!!

Thanks for your responses