Have you ever wondered why they call something asteroids when they come from outside our hemisphere and they called something hermorhoids that is located inside your butt ?

Also have you ever wondered why people said they "slept like a baby" when babies usually get up every 2 hours ?

When a deaf person goes to court...do they still call it a hearing ?

A bumper sticker on a car I saw - Unless you're a hemorrhoid stay off my butt! Ha - I couldn't resist posting this.

I recently saw a car with the license plate that said: BADSSUV. Right next to it was a car with the license plate that said: URBLESSED