Ok... just to clarify... I'm not trying to offend anyone who might live in a trailor...lol. I use to, so please don't yell at me! lmao!

You know you're trailor trash when...

1. The halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

2. You let your 12yr old smoke at the dinner table.... in front of her kids

3. You've been married 3 times, and you still have the same in-laws

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night

5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people"

6. You think "genitalia" is an Italian airline

7. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean

8. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this!"

9. You've got more than one brother named Darryl

10. You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader

11. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan

12. You go to your family reunion looking for a date

13. Your junior/senior prom had a daycare

14. You think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start your engines!"

15. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded... right off it's wheels

16. You had to remove a toothpic for your wedding pictures

17. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it

18. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge

19. One of your kids was born on a pool table

20. Your dad walks you to school... because you are both in the same grade.

21. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the "House of Tattoos"

22. You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard

23. You can't get married to your sweetheart, b/c there's a law against it

24. You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school

25. You think 'loading the dishwasher' means getting your wife drunk

26. Your school fight song is "dueling banjos"

27. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it!


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~Hopefull~

Hopefull,

OMG!! LMFAO!! That was the funniest thing! I HAVE GOT to print this out!!! I cant stop laughing at #2!! Oh man thats a good one! Thanks for the HUGE laugh! Take care!

Doyle

Thanks Doyle!! I think #2 is one of my favorite's too!
Have a good one

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~Hopefull~

Thank you for the laughs from someone who has spent a good percentage of their life in a trailor. No offense taken here just laughs. I will tell you that I can not relate to any of them though HA!HA! I enjoyed these.Take care

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Tim