Some of the funniest stuff I hear comes from a Christian tv channel in my area. One of the comics was relating this story.

"As I was fixing myself some tea at a party, someone saw me pour in one of those "pink" packets of sweetener. They came up to me and said, 'Did you know that stuff causes cancer in lab rats?' I said, 'Do I look like a lab rat?'

After that I started using the "blue" packet instead until someone else came up to me and told me that it kills brain cells and causes short memory loss.

So, now, I use a packet of each!"

As Fred Dryer, "Hunter" TV series used to say, "Works for me."

Nowadays it sounds like everything's bad for you. I'm at the point where I pretty much ignore the so-called studies.

Some crazy study was claming milk could cause stomach cancer. Apparently they surveyed a bunch of patients with stomach cancer and they all drank a lot of milk as children.

Well, news flash! EVERYONE drinks a lot of milk as children that I know of. That's like saying that going to the bathroom first thing in the morning causes cancer or something.

Now if they'd spend more time actually trying to find cures instead of coming up with crazy theories...